Queen Amidala - I Love You

It seems as though Princess Leia's mom has turned to the Dark Side of The Force! That's right, you better recognize, or Padme will bust a cap in your ass.



Pretty funny! I have new found respect for Natalie Portman. Enjoy, and Happy Hump Day!

Baba Ganoush, OUT!

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars!

Awhile back, I blogged about The Good Ole Days. Looking back at that blog and thinking about what I was truly feeling, I think I really miss NOT having responsibility.

I miss the days of not having anything to do until it was time to go to practice, get ready for my night of drunken debauchery, or the ever popular - walk all the way to class, only to not go in and head to the Student Union instead to hang out. It's not that I'm not happy in my current life stage. It's just that being an adult (or in my case, pretending to be an adult) is sometimes a little overwhelming.

So, I present to you my first blog about people I look up to. These will be people with values and beliefs that I respect, people who live their lives to the fullest, and just in general, people who I respect and inspire me to be my all.

So, without further ado, I would like to introduce you to a man with no responsibility. A man whose sole purpose in life is to bowl the perfect game. A man that would do anything for a friend. A man, whose lifestyle, I admire. Ladies, Gentleman, and Evil Spock - The Dude! That's right Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski.

The Dude is a care-free unemployed hippy, who lives in LA. The Dude got his start in The Big Lebowski. El Duderino let's little keeping him from bowling with his friends, Walter and Donny.



The Dude is in a constant Zen state, and only gets worked up when someone deprives him of his White Russian or disrespects his rug (which really tied his room together).

In an effort to slow my aging down and salute His Dudeness, I am taking 2 days per month for Shabbas - my personal day of rest (That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!).

Please DO NOT interrupt Shabbas, or else!!!

Dude, Baba Ganoush salutes you!