Thursday, November 16, 2006

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars!

Awhile back, I blogged about The Good Ole Days. Looking back at that blog and thinking about what I was truly feeling, I think I really miss NOT having responsibility.

I miss the days of not having anything to do until it was time to go to practice, get ready for my night of drunken debauchery, or the ever popular - walk all the way to class, only to not go in and head to the Student Union instead to hang out. It's not that I'm not happy in my current life stage. It's just that being an adult (or in my case, pretending to be an adult) is sometimes a little overwhelming.

So, I present to you my first blog about people I look up to. These will be people with values and beliefs that I respect, people who live their lives to the fullest, and just in general, people who I respect and inspire me to be my all.

So, without further ado, I would like to introduce you to a man with no responsibility. A man whose sole purpose in life is to bowl the perfect game. A man that would do anything for a friend. A man, whose lifestyle, I admire. Ladies, Gentleman, and Evil Spock - The Dude! That's right Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski.

The Dude is a care-free unemployed hippy, who lives in LA. The Dude got his start in The Big Lebowski. El Duderino let's little keeping him from bowling with his friends, Walter and Donny.



The Dude is in a constant Zen state, and only gets worked up when someone deprives him of his White Russian or disrespects his rug (which really tied his room together).

In an effort to slow my aging down and salute His Dudeness, I am taking 2 days per month for Shabbas - my personal day of rest (That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!).

Please DO NOT interrupt Shabbas, or else!!!

Dude, Baba Ganoush salutes you!

16 comments:

Dr. Stephanie said...

All hail the Shabbos! I love this movie, and I salute you. I also have a funny story. Well, a story, at any rate:

My across-the-street neighbors are a bunch of college rowdies, and in the summer were loud as hell, hanging out on their porch at all hours of the morning. Anhow, one night, I was rudely awaken around 3 am or so by this guy screaming, "THE DUDE ABIDES! THE DUDE ABIDES!" Normally, I would have been pissed as hell and grabbed my shotgun, but since he'd quoted from "The Big Lebowski," I let it slide.

Baba Ganoush said...

Hey Doc - That's awesome. It's amazing how calming a good movie quote is.

I think I'll have a movie marathon for this weekends Shabbas....Lebowski, Tommy Boy, Coneheads......"I will enjoy it!"

Lala said...

The Dude. He rules.

I want less responsibility too. I am feeling worn down. EMO!

Baba Ganoush said...

lala - I actually like Walter better, but The Dude is awesome. I think I may retire. Is it too early? Must - buy - lottery -ticket!

JLee said...

yes!!! all hail "The Dude"! lol

Baba Ganoush said...

jlee - The Dude appreciates your shout out.

Running Rabbit said...

Okay...couldn't even get past the title...LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!

Hey...what's the good Doc. doing on this blog?? :-)

Baba Ganoush said...

Thanks RR.....was a little worried the title might get me some takers on the offer, but none yet!

Doc and I go wwwwaaaayyy back....since, well, yesterday (courtesy of AML's link).

Running Rabbit said...

I get JEALOUS very easily! Don't toy with me!

Baba Ganoush said...

No need to get jealous. My relationship with Doc is purely Doctor - Patient.

There's some sort of rule against anything more.....right?

The Absent Minded Landlord said...

Thug: I thought this guy was supposed to be a milionaire. He looks like a fucking looser.

Dude: At least I'm housebroken.

Baba Ganoush said...

Classic AML! Classic!

BSB said...

I'll have to rent the movie...

I have no responsibilities what so ever nah.. nah.. nah...;-p is this possible?

Anonymous said...

crazy idea i know but how do u think credit cruch affected porn?

Baba Ganoush said...

Well anonymous with a random comment on a post from years ago,

I would say that the credit crunch has not affected porn at all from a consumer standpoint. I mean who in the hell is utilizing credit to obtain porn anyway. Especially when it is readily available for free on the internet.

The real affect has probably been on the production side, which most of us don't really see, with higher costs to make and produce movies. In that sense, some of that cost is probably being passed to the consumer, but most likely not enough to notice.

Hope that answers your question.

- BABA OUT!

Anonymous said...

crazy idea i know but how do u think credit cruch affected porn?