Thursday, November 30, 2006

The Worst Post Ever.....

So, it's been a week since my last post. I have been a little busy, but also tired of people doing stupid shit. Maybe it was my own fault for feeling the need to publically put my 2 cents in, but that is what I do sometimes.

I was going to post something interesting tonight, but Blogger has been down quite a bit. So, instead, I'll tell you all what I've been up to the past week.

Wednesday 11/22 - my pool table and bar were delivered and set up by the fine folks at Watsons. My basement rec room is almost finished. I had to move my weight bench to make room. Instead of removing the weight from the bar (there was roughly 200 lbs. on there at the time), I did a quick clean and jerk, and just carried it across the room. *hmmm....that was heavy, I hope I didn't hurt anything*

Thursday 11/23 - went to a friends house for dinner. Worked out well, as I did not have to cook or clean up. And they have they NFL ticket, so I actually got to watch the Thursday game. *what the hell is that pain in my hand?*

Black Friday - I had never ventured out on this day before. Never really had a need to. I like to enjoy a video game every now and then, so I thought I would go look fo a Nintendo Wii or a PS3. Didn't find that, but did find a lot of people that pissed me off.

Best Buy:
Ignorant Lady: Did I run my cart into the back of your leg?
Me: yes.
Ignorant Lady: Oh, I'm sorry.
Me: (without even breaking stride or turning around to look at her) That's okay.

Best Buy Hourly Employee: Can I help you sir.
Me: Yes, I'd like to get out of here now! How can we make that happen?
BBHE: You see that line over there wrapped around 8 aisles?
Me: Yes.
BBHE: Go stand in that line.

1 hour later, I finally checked out!

I will NEVER, EVER go anywhere on Black Friday again! next gen gaming systems were obtained!

Saturday 11/25 - the pool table works well. Notre Dame sucks. I hate USC!
*seriously, what the hell is wrong with my hand?*

Sunday 11/26 - Football Sunday. Set my fantasy lineups. Sit on couch. Enjoy football. Wait, have to turn my house into the Griswald Christmas House first. Then I can enjoy football!
*I think my hand may be broken, must go to doctor!*

Monday 11/27 - Who works on Monday anymore. Had a conference call, ran errands, and bought more Christmas decorations.
*the had is better*

Tuesday 11/28 - My Monday. Was able to finally get a Nintendo Wii. Almost bought an extra one to sell online, but that is probably the reason it took me so long to get one, so only one for me.

Wednesday 11/29 - Finally went to the doctor. My hand is in a lot of pain (thankfully my left hand though). It is not broken, but I did severely strain ligaments.

Thursday 11/30 - Stayed up way too late, posting this boring blog!

Sorry for the shitty post! Hope everyone is having a good week. Looks like it might snow where I live tomorrow.

In an effort to make the Worst Post Ever a little more enjoyable, here is a video I thought was pretty funny. Office Space 2 maybe??? I'd go see it!

Baba Ganoush, OUT.....


Evil Spock said...

Good to have you back BG. It was hard entertaining all your fans for the past week!

angry ballerina said...

You actually went out on Black Friday? HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING? The day after T day you do nothing except veg. You DONT go outside. Silly boy.

Baba Ganoush said...

ES -

Glad to lighten your workload. You were probably running out of random animal porn and feline stories.

Good luck on the reality tour. Try not to get sodomized at a truck stop big guy!

AB -

Sorry to have doubted you. I thought you were exaggerating! You weren't! NEVER EVER AGAIN!

I don't care who wants what toy! It will never happen again.

The Absent Minded Landlord said...

Yep, the clip saved it. Good stuff.

BSB said...

Excuse-me.. I'm Canadian..what's Black Friday????

Watch out for that hand of yours?

JLee said...

"I'd like to get out of here now! How can we make that happen?" hahaha

Baba Ganoush said...


Gotta love Milton! "I'll set the building on fire:


Black Friday is the shopping day after Thanksgiving. If you've never heard of it, do yourself a favor and forget I mentioned it. Nothing good will come of it!

jlee -

I had never been so done in my life. The lady just looked at me and started laughing. Then I think she called me pathetic.

BSB said...

Is it like boxing day?

Baba Ganoush said...

bsb -

What in the hell is a boxing day?

BSB said...

You're kiddin',right?

December 26..the day after Xmas when everything goes on sale and people go absolutely nuts in the stores in order to save like.. hummm let's see.. a big fat 20%..

I just enjoy going and get a good laugh at how people are really and truly crazies! ;-)

angry ballerina said...

Yea Boxing Day! We have that on Cape! We get drunk the day after X mas and beat the shit outta eachother. Right?

Evil Spock said...

Boxing day is when celebrate boxing up the crappy Xmas gifts we got and return them for store credit.

angry ballerina said...

I regift.

angry ballerina said...

BG, I'll give you a cookie if you write something entertaining! Jk. I'm thinking.....Cat Juggling....Or....Electro-shock Therepy on Vulcans.....

Baba Ganoush said...

I'll take the vulcan electro-shock therapy.

Running Rabbit said...

I think I was that ignorant lady. Opps...I'm sorry...


Baba Ganoush said...

That's okay RR. Trust me though, you won't see me out next year!