Wednesday, November 01, 2006

How Pets Think.....

Once again, Happy Hump Day! Halloween was in the end, pretty uneventful. I took Little Dude around the neighborhood to get candy. He was a little apprehensive at first, but once he grasped the concept that people were giving him candy, I had to drag him home. And trying to explain to a 2 year old that they cannot have ALL the candy they just collected, is not an easy task.

This week seems like it is flying by. Here's a mid-week joke. I promise, it is funny. Well, maybe not for the dog lovers. However, the cats lovers will really like it. Enjoy!

Baba Ganoush, OUT.













EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!










EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is
the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining
the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another
houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around
Their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try
this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and
repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to
vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body,
In attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try
to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and
condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not
working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no
good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however
it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick
minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the
piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices.
I Was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could
hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they
call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement
was due to MY power of allergies." Must learn what this is and
how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and
maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than
happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the
other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them
regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his
current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I
can wait, it is only a matter of time...

12 comments:

JLee said...

ahhaha...I loved "Cats and Dogs" especially Mr. Tinkles! lol

Claire said...

Haha! Really made me giggle, although I'm confused as to how my cat emailed that to you...

Cxx

Baba Ganoush said...

jlee-yeah, much better than, "The Truth about Cats and Dogs."

claire-nice to have you visit my blog. I am sure there is some complex system of cat email that humans do not know about.

Madison said...

i loved it baba!

and the picture of the weim- awww! my monster puppy (who's almost 3) is a weimaraner... he's a real goof.

i can so identify with the cats and dogs thing. i've got two dogs and one cat and i swear it works that way... :)

i'm glad ya'll had fun last night with halloween- i'm jealous!

Anonymous said...

I love seing my doggies's little faces when I would come home from work. I stil have shared custody, and try to spoil them rotten before I give them back to their Daddy.

Sissy Spock

Baba Ganoush said...

Hey Madison - how do you like your weimaraner? We only have 2 cats, but if we ever get a dog, my wife wants one. I do not know much about them. Are they pretty good dogs?

Hey SS - what kind of dog do you have? I can't remember.....

Madison said...

i love my weim. HOWEVER a word to the wise- research them seriously.

i'm going to write about mine and put up a few pictures later on this afternoon.

it's too much to write about in a comment! :)

Anonymous said...

I love this one...hilarious. And BG, I have a Chihuahua-Poodle mix named Sammy and a Miniature Dachshund named Pepper. Cats are soooooooooo evil. Must be why Spock has them. :)
Ramzi

BSB said...

I'm a dog person as well.. can't be a cat person... allergic to them...

Cute picture of the dog.. scary picture of the cat... ;-)

I'm into small dogs that I can cuddle on my lap... and don't leave hairs on me... or all over the place

Madison said...

sorry it took so long- but i wrote my little rant and put up some pics i just took today of the weimzilla monster.

Evil Spock said...

Dude, cats are misunderstood . . .

Madison said...

i love both worlds- cats and dogs.

both get stereo-typed and it's not right. cats aren't evil, and dogs aren't always sniffing butts.