Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Rollin' VIP with my new Grillz

Well, I made it back from Arkansas. After about 8 hours of daily meetings, I was literally a vegetable.

Monday morning was the dreaded root canal. While I am, as always, NOT a Deviant, I am still a guy. When faced with a tough decision, and given these factors, I will always choose pretty female over guy. This has always been part of my core value system. It was, by all means, a factor when I chose the family dentist. There were other factors - like it being a husband and wife dentistry, who had pictures of their kids in their phone book ad. So, they'll be sensitive to our kids when they go for the first time.

Well, this backfired on me on Monday. When I arrived for my root canal, I was informed that Doctor Chris, and not Doctor Kristina, would be conducting the procedure. As I laid there letting the Novocaine do what it does, I wondered what would be worse - me being a big baby in front of the cute female dentist or in front of the male dentist.

I came to the conclusion, it would be in front of the male dentist. While the female dentist might have seen my vulnerability as cute, a male doctor would no doubt just think I was a bitch. So, I decided to put on my big boy face, and suck it up.

After all the hype, it was really not all that bad. I only felt the pain a few times, and I actually fell asleep a few times during the procedure, which I'm sure Doc. Chris appreciated. That's okay, because I had his giant man hands in my mouth for an hour to help keep it open.

When I was actually awake, I was wondering if this was what Fellatio was like. If so, I can understand some of the trepidation that comes with said act. ***Clarification*** I understand the discomfort. That's not a green light to forgo the deed all together (you know who you are). Let's just say I have a little more respect for those who, suck it up (no pun intended), and git r' dun.

Anywho, where was I? Oh yeah, the pain that I'm in right now is far worse than anything I had imagined with the actual root canal. I feel like someone punched me in the jaw, and then hit me with a brick.

Here's a question for the masses - what do I chose for my crown. I can go with Porcelain, Gold, or Titanium. I go back in on Monday to have the actual crown put on, and I have no idea what to go with. I'll do some research, but I'm curious if anyone else has experience with these.

Changing directions (drastically), I, like most, am getting ready for the Big Game this weekend. I'm pleased that we are having an All Midwest Super Bowl. Cause that's how we roll here in the Midwest! Our TV recently went out, so I came back last week to our new and improved TV.

Not only am I looking forward to a great game this weekend, but I am also looking forward the the Super Bowl Commercials. My wife sent me this clip this morning. It's pretty funny. I have a little bit (and I mean a little bit) of respect for K-Fed now - It's good that he can laugh at himself.

Kevin Federline - Rollin' VIP



Baba Ganoush, OUT!

19 comments:

JLee said...

I told you it wouldn't be so bad!

I heard about this Federline commercial and I think it's great. Thanks for posting it! I hate that it's getting yanked due to some weinies protesting (food industry workers or something)

Kristin said...

From blow jobs to the superbowl... you cover a lot of ground!

Baba Ganoush said...

JLee - I had no idea they were pulling it. That sucks. I think I may start protesting the protesters.

Kristin - Your one stop shop for BJs, Big TVs, and the Big Game.

BSB said...

Hey there, good to have you back on track!

Blowjobs, huh? ;-0

I must say I've been lucky with my mouth... nothing major has been done to it.. so which type of crown will you go for? Seems to me I'd go with porcelain.. at least it's white, right?

angry ballerina said...

Hey BG, glad everything went well. Get titanum, you wont set off any metal detectors, its very strong, and light. Porcelain tends to crack, I have had veneers for a few years now, their made out of porcelain and depending on wear and tear they may crack, making it more expensive. Gold just looks tacky, and god forbid, if you get jumped they may rip out the gold crown and sell it for crack.

Beth said...

OMG! You crack me up! But I missed you and I'm glad you're back even tho you have been hit by a brick. Root canals suck...which brings me to the blow job thing! You crack me up!

yes, your jaw CAN get pretty tired, but you have to learn to be very quick and get the job done right!

sAssY brOwn said...

The Federline will surely get some props for that commercial. Sadly, at this point, pretty much anyone (except mayhaps Anna Nicole) will look better than the bare-footed greasy wonder that is Britney.

HeatherLynn said...

OUCH....a root canal...I heard that those things hurt like a son-of-a-youknowwhat. I'm so sorry to hear of your most recent painful experience.

Did they give you any good pain meds atleast?

~hl~

Baba Ganoush said...

BSB - I'm leaning towards the Porcelain, but AB might have scared me off!

AB - I would have soooo much street cred if I went with gold though!

Beth - Quick huh? I'll keep that in mind, should I get myself into some unfortunate situtation where I need that advice.

Sassy Brown - I don't know. Anna Nicole looks pretty good. Well, if she keeps her mouth shut.

How greasy do you think Britney will get?

HL - Yeah, but I took a Vicodin and a Naproxen yesterday, and it did not even come close to helping.

I feel better today though!

angry ballerina said...

Britney is greasy all right, a greasy hog.

Jay said...

Wow. I will never think of blowjobs in quite the same way again.

Jenny! said...

Nice TV, that will make the game so much better! I pick my doctors by gender too...however, I pick males, females seem to be more "rough" and unsympathetic in my opinion. I would rather have a male gynecologist too! You should totally pimp out your teeth and go for the gold crown!

Baba Ganoush said...

AB - That's just the camera. It puts on 10-30 lbs. The greasy thing, well, I can't get her back on that.

Jay - Yeah, I think I'll wait another 5 years to go to the dentist again. Well, after I go on Monday. And then there's that cleaning on the 21st. Crap, I'm trapped.

Jenny - I have a FULL physical tomorrow. Let's hope my cute little family doctor takes it easy on me.

Maybe, MTV would sign off on a new show, starring ME - Pimp My Grill.

Baba Ganoush said...

AB - That's just the camera. It puts on 10-30 lbs. The greasy thing, well, I can't get her back on that.

Jay - Yeah, I think I'll wait another 5 years to go to the dentist again. Well, after I go on Monday. And then there's that cleaning on the 21st. Crap, I'm trapped.

Jenny - I have a FULL physical tomorrow. Let's hope my cute little family doctor takes it easy on me.

Maybe, MTV would sign off on a new show, starring ME - Pimp My Grill.

Cinderella said...

Go with the porcelain. It's the most natural looking.

Have fun watching the Superbowl!!

Snowball432 said...

Kfed commercial is too funny and true. The saddest part is they didn't even show Britney flipping the burgers next to him...lol.

sAssY brOwn said...

Baba, i ain't sayin' Anna Nicole don't look good, it's her lack of brain activity that has me concerned.

Baba Ganoush said...

Cinderella - I think that's what I'm going to go with. Can't really justify the gold, and titanium sounds a little too synthetic.

Thanks for stopping by!

Snowball - You're a genius. They should have had a look alike Britney in the background - or better yet, her playing the manager.

Sassy Brown - In a way, Anna just might be the smartest of them all - getting all that money from the old guy.

It was soooo painful trying to watch her show back in the day.

Dan said...

Wow! I'm seeing a lot of familiar faces in here!